A self care list. I’ve been working on this. I promise it’s worth it.
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
I feel like something really important just happened
So many assholes on this site
Passion of Christ makes far more sense now
if anyone likes re-telling of classic fairytales then you should totally check out The Grimm Diaries Prequels. Awesome story line and written great plus great twists on the classics is fun right?
I had Chipotle for lunch today at the office. The good news was that the burrito was excellent; however, I just had to fix their commie flower child quote on the bag. I may need to go get another burrito to tied me over until second lunch, so I may return their stupid bag to them.
Chipotle does this because it promotes their message of clean eating, respect for the environment, and for others. So shame on whoever did this. Chipotle also supports local produce and naturally raised beef, pork, and chicken. You are a very closed minded person and if you don’t like the message don’t eat there, it’s very simple.
Do I really have to walk you through what’s wrong with the concept of “nobody working” and “everyone eating for free?” Unless we are all going to morph into grazing cattle in the future, this quote is asinine.
You do realize that people worked substantially less, ate better, lived in a more equal and fair society, and had better overall health when we followed the hunter-gather model of subsistence, right? In essence, we lived a lifestyle of working less, eating better, and being more free!
Yes, we should all abandon our technological breakthroughs, advanced medicine, state-of-the-art medical procedures, wide assortment of improved foods, modes of efficient transportation, our remarkable methods of communication, and instead go back to hunting and gathering in shacks like they do in Africa and parts of South America.
This is actually the environmentalists’ dream. We could throw all of mankind’s progress and go back to dying of common viral infections in a cave somewhere or struggle not to die of heat stroke just trying to gather a few berries that can barely sustain our energy requirements for a day.
Or, you know, you could just go camping every once and a while.
Don’t even have to troll people anymore. They do it themselves
This whole argument is flawed.
You realize you are literally judging what God should and shouldn’t do. By very definition of you not being God, you don’t get to do that. Whether you believe in God or not, we don’t get to set the standard of moral justice. We may try and match those standards based on what we read in God’s word, or on how we feel, but by our sinful nature, it is flawed.
God executes perfect moral justice in a way that is hard for us to comprehend. God is just. It is one of his attributes. Sin is wrong, thus, since we all have sin, we all deserve His righteous justice, AKA hell.
BUT, since he is a loving God, he sent a scapegoat, His son Jesus Christ. This God is just AND loving. Both are characteristics of Him.